Men vs. Women

It seems that my life is consumed by relationships. My own relationships, the counseling that I may provide for others, all the pointless relationships, or relationship drama that I hear everyday. I mean this is something we can all relate to I'm sure. What would life be like without the drama of relationships? It gives us all something to talk about. And one thing that prevents many relationships from working is because so many people assume the typical. Know what I'm talking about?

Try this on for size...

Ladies, think of a guy, not your dream guy, just your typical guy. What do you think of? Is he a player? Is he a cheater? Are all of his words nothing but lies and all he wants to do is get in your pants? What is the word you use for a guy whenever you hear about one of your friends getting cheated on or played? Maybe even yourself? He is just a typical guy right? Right.

And guys, same thing, think of the typical girl. This is probably a bit more difficult, because of another problem with us, and I use "us" loosely because I'm not like the rest of the pack. The typical girl, lets see, guys are most likely to say that she is possessive, very controlling, always thinks that she doesn't make you happy enough? And she always seems to think that there is another girl? Does she jump to conclusions? Does she think that the only thing on your mind 99.9% of the time is sex? With her or even some other girl? I'm not even talking about girlfriends necessarily here but you can factor that in as well.

Here's the stone cold truth about both sexes, the typical is not the ideal. That's obvious to all of us I'm sure, and some that may seem typical to one may or may not seem that way to another. That's just the way it is, some people bring out different sides of others. That's the one you want to find, the one you are willing to change for. Not so much change who you are but to improve yourself, because you feel improved just being with that person. Ya know, that one who makes you feel beautiful or handsome, even if you look like crap. We all look that way some days…

Being a guy of course I have to give my discussion on females first.

There is a lot about the typical girl that guys have problems with. It's difficult to pick somewhere to begin. Well, females, I'll start with ya'll thinking way too much about too much stuff. When you get to thinking, and with nothing to interrupt your thinking, you get to thinking about all the wrong things, and start assuming all the wrong things as well. Assumptions get relationships, those between significant others and those between just about anybody else, nowhere. I'm sure everyone has experienced a situation like that. Like why do ya'll always think your man is cheating on you? He might be a good guy, you just think he is typical because that is what you’re used to dealing with and once you get an upgrade you don't know what to do with it right? Don’t let your all powerful “woman’s intuition” get in the way of something that could be great. Why do so many of you typical girls think that ya'll are in full control of your man? You think just because you date a typical dude that he is only going to bow down because of what is between your legs. He may actually want to make you happy on an emotional level, but no, you’re too typical to notice that. Once again, that woman’s intuition gets in the way.

What is up with so many of these typical girls jumping to ridiculous conclusions? Why do ya'll think that just because the guy is hanging out in the presence of other females that he is just going to be typical and do whatever he can to get some? Most females would be amazed to find out that sex is not the only thing on the top of every guys mind. But no, you women are just too typical and naive to find that possible. Yes, these other typical females are going to want your man for the simple fact that most typical women are cold-blooded and want to turn them into typical men and make them cheaters. What is it with females? I’m sure that Satan was one.

And tell me something... Why do all you females love you some guys that are going to treat you like you are nothing to him? Why would you want a man that does not treat you right, whatsoever? I hear about girls saying that all dudes are the same but all the dudes they date are nobodies. The girls want to blame it on every other guy because they chose to date one who isn’t worth anyone’s time.

That's another thing that has just never made sense to me. As I quote the hilarious Chris Rock from his stand up show "Never Scared". "You would think that women would rule the world, but they don't, they don't! You know why? 'Cause women hate women. Women hate women! You do!"

That right there is some real talk. Because most of the time, women really do have power over their man, if they just learned to work together, we might have a world ran by women. But no, you girls just can't get along for anything! It's always something with girls and it really is the most typical characteristic about them. There isn't one girl who doesn't have some kind of dirt on everyone of their so called "friends" and just can't wait to spread the gossip to someone else. I'm pretty sure that all females do it, no matter how "drama-free" they claim to be, those are the ones that are usually saying things about other ones. I’ve never seen so many people be “besties” one day then worst enemies the next, it's like one of those couples that keep breaking up and get back together and everyone is just tired of that rerun. And somehow, each of those girls when giving their story as to why they are mad at their best friend, make it sound like the other girl was the stupid one with stupid drama. Ha, females kill me!


Okay, okay... I think I'm done. Well actually I could go on about that stuff for a long time but I'm not going to do that. I might just be giving females another reason to hate males, and I wouldn’t want to do that.

I'm sorry ladies but someone had to do it. Might as well of been me. But I can't go and say all these things about females, well typical females and not say anything about typical males. I despise them just as much as the typical females. And let me just say that I can't stand the effect that typical guys have on girls, it gives guys like me, and others a bad name just because I have a penis. Some guys really do think with the bigger head, honestly. I can't count the amount of times I have heard a girl say that "all guys are the same" and I'm like "naw, you never dated a guy like me." It's not a pick up line it's just a line of honesty, it’s just the way it is.

We guys say that the typical girl thinks way too much (as stated above). I will back up this conviction 100% but the reason we think this is because the typical guy doesn't think nearly enough. This may very well be the reason that I am stating so many things wrong with females. It is not necessarily the females’ fault, it is very possible that typical guys are to blame. This is most likely the reason that females think that all guys are typical. The reason that a lot of girls get cheated on or played. I don't speak on behalf of all guys here because I don't have this problem, but I am a guy so I do know how it works. Guys don't consider the consequences their actions may lead to, sometimes they just don't care. I'm too nice of a guy, I don't think I could cheat on a girl and lie to her face about it; I guess I just care too much. Sorry for being different. I mean, not being typical.

I don't see why the typical guys have to have multiple options on females as well. I mean, it makes sense at first because I can understand trying to figure who you want, but some of ya'll just keep them around too long. That's what gets guys called players. The typical guys get all of the other guys deemed to be players and pigs and whatever words that females may create to describe the males they hate so much.


In all honesty, coming from a man, I very strongly believe that all of the problems with typical females are the consequence of actions by the typical males. If there were no examples of the men who females believe that all men are like, then those females would not be the way they are. We men are the ones to blame. Not necessarily we, but those men are to blame. It is true, they do exist, but so do the really good ones who will climb to the top of the tree to pick the good apple, because girls are like apples, the best ones are up top, and the hardest to get to.

The typical guys hurt the chances for the good ones. If we did not have typical guys then we may not have the typical girls. The only question that can be asked of the males is “why?” and a question cannot be asked of the females, only a statement of “don’t think all men are alike”, because they’re not, and not are girls are typical. There are millions of “typical” guys and girls, and not one “perfect” guy or girl. True, no one is perfect, but it is possible to find the perfect one for you.